Top Stories for October 29th

Good morning Utah! We hope you don't mind that we brought in the newspaper.

Oh, didn't we tell you? The Regal Seagull spent the night on your couch.

Here are today's top stories on The Regal Seagull:

• ‘Super Dell’ concerned by how few people acknowledge his existence


• Dukakis, Dole, Gore and Kerry invite McCain to weekly luncheon


• The Regal Seagull’s guide to Halloween candy