Quote Out of Context: Pres. Cecil Samuelson

"And that, brothers and sisters, is how you make a grilled tuna sandwich."

-BYU president, Cecil Samuelson

Quote Out of Context: Robert Redford

"It's called a kabob, you dipshit. A kabob."

-Sundance founder, Robert Redford

Quote Out of Context: Chris Buttars

"Actually, this is my first time."

-State Senator Chris Buttars

Quote Out of Context: Freddy Krueger

"No thank you, I already have a subscription to the New York Times."

-Freddy Krueger, serial killer

Quote Out of Context: Thomas S. Monson

"You've been pwned!"

-President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, Thomas S. Monson

Quote Out of Context: Paul Rolly

"Seriously, who let the dog in the house?"

-Salt Lake Tribune columnist Paul Rolly

Quote Out of Context: An Anonymous Proposition 8 Supporter

"Could I get a turkey and avocado sandwich on whole wheat bread, hold the mayo?"

-An anonymous Proposition 8 supporter

Quote Out of Context: Todd Palin

"You're totally right. If you wear it just like that, it hides your c-section scar."

-Todd Palin

Quote Out of Context: Henry Kissinger

"Oh c'mon, I cannot possibly be the only one here who likes Banarama."

-Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger

Quote Out of Context: Michael Jackson

"Do these pants make my ass look black?"

-Michael Jackson

Quote Out of Context: Ben Bernanke

"Now that's what I call fancy footwork!"

-Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke

Quote Out of Context: John McCain

"Cindy, come look at this Marmaduke comic! Why has nobody told me about this?"

-Presidential candidate, John McCain

Quote Out of Context: Gary Coleman

"For the last time, I am standing up!"

-Gary Coleman

Quote Out of Context: Orrin Hatch

"What is a yellow jacket doing in here?"

-Senator Orrin Hatch