Showing posts with label The Holy Ghost. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Holy Ghost. Show all posts

Monday, October 27, 2008

The 5th Most Popular Utah Halloween Costume: The Holy Ghost

Halloween is at the end of this week! Only a few days left before it's crunch time. AND YOU DON'T HAVE A HALLOWEEN COSTUME YET!! Do not fear, as the rest of this week we are counting down the 7 Most Popular Utah Halloween CostumesTM.

THE 5TH MOST POPULAR UTAH HALLOWEEN COSTUME:
The Holy Ghost

WHERE CAN YOU FIND THIS COSTUME:
At church. Or the stillness of the night, in prayer. Wal-Mart also has a few Holy Ghost costumes left in their bargain bin.

IS THIS COSTUME AWESOME:
It depends. Are you part of the holy trinity, or aren't you?

WILL THIS COSTUME HELP YOU IN GETTING LAID:
Absolutely not. Don't be inappropriate.

BEST PART OF THIS COSTUME:
You can float through walls.

WORST PART OF THIS COSTUME:
You have to go to bed at midnight. Everyone knows the Holy Ghost goes to bed by midnight.