As you may and/or may not know, today is Halloween. Of what significance is this? Simple. News does not ever happen on Halloween. Ever. This is how we became Utah's #1 News SourceTM - by knowing that news never occurs on Halloween.
BUT DON'T WORRY! Seriously, we're not crapping around - don't worry. You can still visit The Regal Seagull Blog on Halloween! You can still read past archives for The Regal Seagull on Halloween! You can still go trick-or-treating on Halloween! Just kidding, you're 37 years old and that's creepy!
We hope you have a Happy Halloween, Utah! You deserve it. And remember: don't take candy from strangers, unless the candy looks really really delicious.
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