Men, get the fuck out of Salt Lake City today. Seriously. Hillary Clinton is coming. Like one of the dark plagues, she is going to swoop in and take away your manhood. That's right, this is no political stop. She is here for your balls.
There will be no warning, like the red mark of goat's blood on your door. No, this time, she is coming to kick ass and take balls. Her goal is to single handedly change the voting demographic from the familiar blue, to flaming red.
Her aim is to inspire the women of Utah to cast aside their beliefs and stop believing that their husbands are the gods that rule them. Empowerment! Bra Burning! Women, take those balls and store them neatly in your huge purses!
So men, you have been warned.
Jimbo The Trucker Dude
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