Showing posts with label Mystery Utah Picture Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mystery Utah Picture Day. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Mystery Utah Picture Day!

Look, just because today is Christmas Eve doesn't mean that it isn't Wednesday. In fact, the Christmas season is all the more reason for Wednesdays to be remembered. Did not the Baby Jesus say, while in the manger, "Thou shall remember Wednesday, the Lord thy God?"

Regardless of what the Baby Jesus said, every Wednesday with The Regal Seagull is Mystery Utah Picture Day!

For those of you who have already played Mystery Utah Picture Day, you already remember the rules. Unless of course, you were hit by a car and are suffering from amnesia. In which case, you have much bigger problems than just remembering the rules to our stupid mystery picture game.

Regardless of whether you remember or not, here are the rules. And seriously, have that whole amnesia thing looked at.

1.) Look at the following picture.

2.) I mean, you don't have to. We understand that you're busy wrapping presents and eating Christmas ham. Unless you're Jewish. In which case, you're not eating ham. But also not celebrating Christmas. So in other words, look at the following picture... but only if you're Jewish.

3.) This picture was taken somewhere in the state of Utah. Do you know where this picture was taken? It's ok, you can tell us.

4.) Email The Regal Seagull at email@regalseagull.com with the correct answer. If you guess correctly, you’ll win a mystery prize!*

RULES:
If you cheat, you'll be disqualified.
You must send in your answer by 12:00 am, MST.
As always, use a number 2 pencil.
Don't ask Jesus for the answer. That's considered cheating.

*Actually, there's no mystery prize this week. We accidentally gave it away in our white elephant gift exchange.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Mystery Utah Picture Day!

It's Wednesday again! Yeah, we know what you're thinking: "wasn't it just barely Wednesday, like, a week ago?" To answer your question, no it wasn't.

As you may or may not already know, Wednesday is Mystery Utah Picture Day. The instructions are simple:

1.) Look at the following picture.

2.) Or don't. We really could care less.

3.) The picture was taken of a landmark somewhere in the state of Utah. Do you know where this picture was taken?

4.) Email The Regal Seagull at email@regalseagull.com with the correct answer. If you guess correctly, you’ll win a mystery prize!*

RULES:
No cheating.
Use a number 2 pencil.

*We checked with our lawyers - unwanted children can still be given away as prizes.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Mystery Utah Picture Day!

It’s Wednesday again, which means it’s time for another MYSTERY UTAH PICTURE DAY! We know what you’re thinking… we didn’t think we would live to experience another Wednesday either.

For those who missed our first MYSTERY UTAH PICTURE DAY:

1.) What the hell is wrong with you, moron?

2.) Here’s a friendly reminder of how this works!

Look at the following picture. The picture was taken of a landmark somewhere in the state of Utah. Do you know where it is?

Be the first person to email us at email@regalseagull.com with the correct answer, and you’ll win a life supply of phone books! Hey, those things don’t come cheap.

HINT: "All good things come to those who wait. What bullshit, right?"

Have fun! Guess the Mystery Utah Picture! Floss twice a day!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Wednesday is Mystery Utah Picture Day!

It’s Wednesday… and you know what that means, right? No, it doesn’t mean it’s time to fumigate your garage. Wednesday means it’s MYSTERY UTAH PICTURE DAY!

Although to be honest, your garage probably could use a good fumigatin’.

So, what exactly is MYSTERY UTAH PICTURE DAY? Think you know the great state of Utah inside and out? Well you don’t. And even if you did, we’re going to assume you didn’t. It’s the polite thing to do.

Here’s how it works:

1.) Look at the following picture.

2.) No, seriously. This isn’t a joke. Look at the goddamn picture.

3.) The picture was taken of a landmark somewhere in the state of Utah. Do you know where this picture was taken?

4.) Email The Regal Seagull at email@regalseagull.com with the correct answer. If you guess correctly, you’ll win a mystery prize!*

5.) HINT: “Dom DeLuise is fat, and his last name is _ _ _ _ _ _ _.”

Have fun, all you winners out there!

*All we’re going to tell you about the mystery prize is that it may be helpful to buy a lot of cat food.