Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The 4th Most Popular Utah Halloween Costume: Mommy Blogger

T-minus 3 days! Halloween is this Friday! If you weren't worried yesterday about not having a costume, you should absolutely be worried today! Fortunately, you have The Regal Seagull. During the past few days we've provided you with a list of the 7 Most Popular Utah Halloween CostumesTM. Today's costume is sure to be a hit with the ladies. And no, we don't mean "hit with the ladies" in a spouse abuse sort of way.

THE 4TH MOST POPULAR UTAH HALLOWEEN COSTUME:
Mommy Blogger

WHERE CAN YOU FIND THIS COSTUME:
Wherever unattractive, frumpy clothes are sold.

IS THIS COSTUME AWESOME:
To the 12 readers who read your blog? Yes.

WILL THIS COSTUME HELP YOU IN GETTING LAID:
Yes, by your husband. Resulting in even more babies.

BEST PART OF THIS COSTUME:
You get to remain blissfully oblivious of the fact that nobody wants to see 4,000 pictures of your baby.

WORST PART OF THIS COSTUME:
You'll have to start your own boring blog - it doesn't come with the costume.

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