Giraffes + KSL = Lots of Journalism Awards!!

After years of pussyfooting around, KSL finally straps down and asks the question that's been on everyone's mind:

Will Michael Jackson's giraffes be evicted from their home near Lake Powell?

Don't bother calling the Pulitzer Prize board, KSL. We'll call them for you.

Quote Out of Context: Michael Jackson

"Do these pants make my ass look black?"

-Michael Jackson