
THE 5TH MOST POPULAR UTAH HALLOWEEN COSTUME:
The Holy Ghost
WHERE CAN YOU FIND THIS COSTUME:
At church. Or the stillness of the night, in prayer. Wal-Mart also has a few Holy Ghost costumes left in their bargain bin.
IS THIS COSTUME AWESOME:
It depends. Are you part of the holy trinity, or aren't you?
WILL THIS COSTUME HELP YOU IN GETTING LAID:
Absolutely not. Don't be inappropriate.
BEST PART OF THIS COSTUME:
You can float through walls.
WORST PART OF THIS COSTUME:
You have to go to bed at midnight. Everyone knows the Holy Ghost goes to bed by midnight.
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