In a stunning move today, an organization of Internet Trolls staged a protest in the parking lot of a downtown McDonalds. They are protesting the 1st amendment of the constitution, pushing for legislation to ban freedom of speech.
An Internet Troll is someone who peruses online bulletin boards, newsgroups, blogs, etc. and writes prose that incites others, and causes people to retaliate in speech. A "Troll" is most happy when they have garnered a multitude of responses to their outlandish claims.
The major demographic for an Internet Troll is typically a 25-35 year old overweight male who lives with his parents, typically in their basement. The trolls are usually virgins, and spend an equal amount of time on the internet downloading pornographic material as they spend writing their rants and insults.
Soon after the protest, many members of the Unified Trolls of America converged inside the McDonalds for their third lunch of the day.
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