Top Stories for October 24th

Good morning Utah! Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? We know what you mean, as we woke up on the wrong side of the bed too.

Although to be honest, people who sleep on a bed of nails always wake up on the wrong side of the bed.

Here are today's top stories on The Regal Seagull:

• Disneyland closes Fantasyland, blames slow economy


• Palin to star in Coen Brothers’ film, “Fargo 2”


• Please stop shitting in me