Now THAT'S Breaking News

So this one guy says to us "Hey The Regal Seagull, you always talk about how you provide us with breaking news, but where's your proof? Let's see a picture of your breaking news!"

No, seriously, that's what he said. This guy was so sarcastic that he actually talked in italics.

Fine. He wants a picture of our breaking news? Here's a picture of our breaking news!


Now shut up already.