Top Stories for October 28th

Good morning Utah! Did you remember this morning to take the dog outside to use the bathroom? No?

That's ok. We like coming home to a puddle of pee on the kitchen floor as well.

Here are today's top stories on The Regal Seagull:

• Wilford Brimley beats up diabetic for asking too many questions about free shipping


• Technology saves life of McCain


• Movie Review by George W. Bush: “W”