Top Stories for October 22nd

Good morning Utah! Did you have that dream again about going to school in only your underwear?

We have bad news for you - it wasn't a dream. Seriously, have you seen the front page of the Salt Lake Tribune yet?

In the meanwhile, here are today's top stories on The Regal Seagull:

• Rocky Mtn. Power vows to screw customers with or without state approval


• McCain to fire CEOs, politicians, everybody else


• "Why I find ‘Garfield’ so freakin’ funny" --By Stephen Hawking