Friday, October 24, 2008

ATTENTION: The Regal Seagull Offices Will Be Closed Today

ATTENTION: The Regal Seagull offices will be closed today, due to the following...


Why are we closing our offices today over something as trivial as a movie?

Well, we noticed that the Salt Lake Tribune had created an entire section for the release of this groundbreaking movie, as well as writing five stories about the movie with the span of...um... one day.

So in order to prove we're more dedicated than the Tribune, we will be closing our offices so that we may watch back-to-back showings of the greatest cinematic experience to ever grace an American theater.

TAKE THAT, SALT LAKE NOT-AS-DEDICATED TRIBUNE!!

Pulitzer Prize, here we come.



-The Regal Seagull Editorial Board

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