The 7th Most Popular Utah Halloween Costume: Warren Jeffs

With only a few days remaining until Halloween, many are scrambling around looking for a last-minute Halloween costume. And the questions, oh the questions!

• "Will this kitty costume show my cleavage?"


• "I'm going as the ghost of Tim Russert - too soon?"


• "Where can I find a wig for my pregnant Bristol Palin costume?"


• "Does dressing in drag mean I'm gay?" (usually)

Fear not, for this is why you read The Regal Seagull: Utah's #1 News Source! For the next 7 days, we will provide you with a list of the 7 Most Popular Utah Halloween Costumes^TM, as well as information on where to buy the costume, how popular it is, and the odds of getting laid while wearing the costume.

THE 7TH MOST POPULAR UTAH HALLOWEEN COSTUME:
Warren Jeffs, the former FLDS prophet

WHERE CAN YOU FIND THIS COSTUME:
At a nearby Deseret Industries, Salvation Army, or local polygamist shoppe.

IS THIS COSTUME AWESOME:
Kind of.

WILL THIS COSTUME HELP YOU IN GETTING LAID:
Yes, provided the woman is very, very homely. And doesn't mind sharing, if you catch our drift.