Sound the alarm! Sound the alarm! We're almost to Halloween! And like an idiot, you're standing there not having a costume. Don't worry, for The Regal Seagull has cheerfully and obligingly provided you with the 7 Most Popular Utah Halloween CostumesTM. Today's costume is sure to be popular with anyone who enjoys dressing up as a bunch of people. Oh, and anyone who likes singing while being dressed up as a bunch of people.THE 3RD MOST POPULAR UTAH HALLOWEEN COSTUME:
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir. That's right. The entire Mormon Tabernacle Freakin' Choir.
WHERE CAN YOU FIND THIS COSTUME:
Wherever fancy tuxedo/dress hybrids are sold.
IS THIS COSTUME AWESOME:
If singing songs that cause others to take a nap is considered awesome, then yes. This costume is awesome.
WILL THIS COSTUME HELP YOU IN GETTING LAID:
Yes, strangely enough. But you'll have to provide your own Viagra.
BEST PART OF THIS COSTUME:
You can brag that you're an Grammy award winning choir! You know, the Grammy you won in 1960.
WORST PART OF THIS COSTUME:
You're dressing up as a 360-person choir, so naturally people will assume you're very fat.
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