Top Stories for October 27th

Good morning Utah! Did you wake up this morning next to someone you didn't even know? You're kind of a slut, aren't you Utah?

Here are today's top stories on The Regal Seagull:

• Virgin Atlantic Airways becomes pregnant via “immaculate conception”


• An inside look at the Presidential candidates’ Halloween costume choices


• Editor’s Note: The Regal Seagull endorses SUPERDELL for governor