Are you spending this New Year's Eve at home? Alone? You're so overwhelmed with what a shitty year this was, that the mere idea of celebrating the worst year in humanity drives you into a deep, dark pit of depression?
We really wish you would stop being melodramatic. Nobody finds it attractive.
Fear not, for The Regal Seagull is here to save or not save the day! Simply pull up a chair next to the computer (this is assuming that you've been standing this entire time), and watch New Year's Eve in Times Square, courtesy of The Regal Seagull, Hulu.com, and Eli Lilly Pharmaceuticals: The makers of Prozac.
Remember: nobody else may love you on this lonely New Year's Eve, but at least The Regal Seagull... well... comes to think of it, we don't either.
Happy New Year's Eve.
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