Top Stories for December 22nd

Good morning Utah! T-minus three days until Christmas. Have you ever wondered what exactly the "t" in "t-minus" means? Yeah, we haven't either.

Here are today's top stories on The Regal Seagull:

• Santa planning to skip Utah this year


• Mock turtleneck vows to become regular turtleneck


• Editor’s Note: The Regal Seagull wishes you a happy holidays, sort of