Top Stories for December 16th

Good morning Utah! Be careful while you're driving to work with all that snow out there. If you don't, your car may slide off the road into a ditch, and then you're dead.

But on the bright side, at least you won't have to go into work!

Here are today's top stories on The Regal Seagull:

• Gandolf the White to sell his share of sandwich chain Gandolfo’s


• Editor’s Note: The Regal Seagull returns with or without a vengeance


• “Superdell” still demanding recount in Utah governor’s race