Top Stories for December 18th

Good morning Utah! Are you enjoying your bowl of oatmeal? Let's hope so - in this economy, you probably can't afford to eat anything else.

Here are today's top stories on The Regal Seagull:

• Some news happened today. And it was really big, important news, too.


• The Angry Computer Guy: Yeah, we haven't heard that one before


• Hannity and Colmes blame gay marriage for their break up