Larry H. Miller Presents: The 2008 Holiday MegaGift™ Guide

Not sure what to buy this Christmas for the person who has everything? You know, the guy who owns, oh, let's say, a sports franchise, a chain of megaplex theaters, a television station, a sports park, 19 car dealerships and a Mayan-themed restaurant? Why give your loved one a boring gift, when you can give him or her an exciting MegaGift™?

Salt Lake City ($13.7 Billion)
Pesky Democrats and the catty City Weekly will be a thing of the past, for your gift recipient! Did your loved one wish a red-blooded Republican was mayor of Salt Lake City? Make it happen!


The Word "What" ($6.2 Billion)
Anytime someone says the word "what," your gift recipient will receive a handsome royalty! What a great idea! These past two sentences alone cost me $2 million dollars!


Sex ($201.4 Billion)
Not applicable in Utah County.







A Lifetime Supply of Gift Cards to Chili's ($450)
Great gift for your loved one! All the Awesome Blossom they could ever want - or not want - to eat.




Hildale ($15)
Sure, your gift recipient won't ever actually want to visit Hildale -- but imagine how impressive "owns small town" looks on a résumé.