He Puts the 'Chris' in 'Christmas'

We here at The Regal Seagull are currently preparing our holiday cards
to go out. Salt Lake Tribune? Check. Superdrell? Check. That homeless
guy who always asks us for change at the library? No check. Gary
Coleman?Check.

OH MY GOD, WE FORGOT CHRIS BUTTARS!!

Fear not, for you too can send him a non-christmas holiday card. Be
sure to address Chris Buttars' "Happy Holidays" card to:

Chris & Helen Buttars
9241 Lisa Ave.
West Jordan, UT 84088

Be sure to Tell him The Regal Seagull sent you. Or the Baby Jesus, that works too.