Your First Free Valentine's Day Card, from The Regal Seagull

What a crappy Valentine's Day, right?

• It's snowing.


• You just found out you have gonohorrea and/or jaundice (you choose).


• And you go to The Regal Seagull's website, only to find out that it's down for the day?

Before you kill yourself, please remember that The Regal Seagull loves you and (mostly) does not condone suicide.

So for the rest of the day, we will be sharing Valentine's Day cards with you - all our loyal readers!

Happy Valentine's Day. We love you. Please don't tell our wife.