Have a Third Free Valentine's Day Card, from The Regal Seagull

How sad - The Regal Seagull's website is still down today. Oh, and you just found out you have terminal cancer.

But let's focus on what's important - The Regal Seagull's website is still down.

Don't worry, we still love you. Even if we're the only ones. Which we are.

Here's your third card. You're welcome.