Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Vegans and Vegetarians


Don’t you miss it?

I know you miss it.

How could you not miss bacon?

You know, God loves bacon.
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3 comments:

God said...

Dear Regal Seagull,

Yes, yes I do.

Love,

God

February 18, 2009 at 9:12 AM
Anonymous said...

Dear RS,

Yes, bacon tastes good, however
if you took the time to get to know a real pig, you'd quit eating them too.

And if Golden Retriever or human baby tasted nummy I wouldn't eat that either.

Respectfully yours,
Tree hugging vegetarian

PS- It's ok to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feelings.

February 18, 2009 at 10:06 AM
Bags said...

Dear Anonymous,

My girlfriend was a pig. I got to know her, and when I was sick of her, I ate her.

Delicious.

I ate a kitten for dessert.

February 18, 2009 at 3:58 PM

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