Gary Coleman Facts

Gary Coleman can cause serious damage to your lower legs.

When Gary Coleman talks, only children listen.

If your name is Willis, Gary Coleman does not want to know "what you talkin' bout".

Gary Coleman secretly worked as a security guard to overcome his fear of being broke.

Do not take a picture of Gary Coleman. Ok, but it's five bucks.

Gary Coleman does not vote unless you have a step stool.

No, Gary Coleman will not pop out of a cake at your bachelorette party. Ok, but it's five bucks.

Gary Coleman will run you over with a truck, as long as he has a stack of telephone books to sit on.

Gary Coleman will not run for president in 2012. Ok, but it's five bucks.

In a fight between Gary Coleman and Chuck Norris, Chuck would deliver a roundhouse kick that would shoot Gary all the way back to California. Thanks Chuck!