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Watch the Presidential Inauguration with The Regal Seagull!
Here's your dilemma:
How are you going to follow the coverage of Barack Obama's inauguration? The Regal Seagull is here to help!
To your right... coverage of the Inauguration on Twitter!
To your below... live video of the Inauguration from Hulu!
Coverage of the presidential inauguration is sponsored by The Regal Seagull and, as you can see from this ad on Hulu, the movie 'Mall Cop.'
That's right. Live video of this historical presidential inauguration is sponsored by 'Mall Cop.'
You're welcome, America!
- You're at work.
- You enjoy watching inaugurations of people
- You especially enjoy watching inaugurations of people who aren't white or Mitt Romney
How are you going to follow the coverage of Barack Obama's inauguration? The Regal Seagull is here to help!
To your right... coverage of the Inauguration on Twitter!
To your below... live video of the Inauguration from Hulu!
Coverage of the presidential inauguration is sponsored by The Regal Seagull and, as you can see from this ad on Hulu, the movie 'Mall Cop.'
That's right. Live video of this historical presidential inauguration is sponsored by 'Mall Cop.'
You're welcome, America!
Monday, January 19, 2009
The Regal Seagull Says Goodbye to Bush, Courtesy of David Letterman
Thank you President Bush, for eight magical years.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Giraffes + KSL = Lots of Journalism Awards!!
After years of pussyfooting around, KSL finally straps down and asks the question that's been on everyone's mind:
Will Michael Jackson's giraffes be evicted from their home near Lake Powell?
Don't bother calling the Pulitzer Prize board, KSL. We'll call them for you.
Will Michael Jackson's giraffes be evicted from their home near Lake Powell?
Don't bother calling the Pulitzer Prize board, KSL. We'll call them for you.
Monday, January 12, 2009
New jellyBelly flavor suggestions
If they can make a jelly bean that tastes like buttered popcorn, then we think they can make other flavors. Here are the Regal Seagull's top five new flavor suggestions for the Jelly Belly people:
Meat - Thats right, the delicious flavor of meat, like bbq chicken, pulled pork and oh so tender filet mignon. mmmmmmm.
Vegetarian - That's right, we love those tree hugging vegetarians as much as the next guy, so we suggest they make some groovy flavors for those health conscious freaks, like wheat grass, okra and the oh so delectable cabbage.
Red Bull - Pack those jelly beans with so much caffeine, ghuarna and other crap so we can start kids out at a much younger age with their lifelong addiction to energy drinks.
The Suicide - Kids like gross stuff, so how about you mix every flavor of jelly bean you have into one horrible concoction.
Sex - If you can bottle the essence of the male and female naughty parts into a flavor, you can possibly solve any of the world's problems. Seriously.
Meat - Thats right, the delicious flavor of meat, like bbq chicken, pulled pork and oh so tender filet mignon. mmmmmmm.
Vegetarian - That's right, we love those tree hugging vegetarians as much as the next guy, so we suggest they make some groovy flavors for those health conscious freaks, like wheat grass, okra and the oh so delectable cabbage.
Red Bull - Pack those jelly beans with so much caffeine, ghuarna and other crap so we can start kids out at a much younger age with their lifelong addiction to energy drinks.
The Suicide - Kids like gross stuff, so how about you mix every flavor of jelly bean you have into one horrible concoction.
Sex - If you can bottle the essence of the male and female naughty parts into a flavor, you can possibly solve any of the world's problems. Seriously.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
The Regal Seagull Blog is not in the running for any "Best Blog" contests
Just wanted to let everyone know that we are not in the running for the "Bloggy Awards", the "Blogisphere Top Ten", or any of the other competitions that award good writing and relevant information.
So fuck you.
So fuck you.
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