If they can make a jelly bean that tastes like buttered popcorn, then we think they can make other flavors. Here are the Regal Seagull's top five new flavor suggestions for the Jelly Belly people:
Meat - Thats right, the delicious flavor of meat, like bbq chicken, pulled pork and oh so tender filet mignon. mmmmmmm.
Vegetarian - That's right, we love those tree hugging vegetarians as much as the next guy, so we suggest they make some groovy flavors for those health conscious freaks, like wheat grass, okra and the oh so delectable cabbage.
Red Bull - Pack those jelly beans with so much caffeine, ghuarna and other crap so we can start kids out at a much younger age with their lifelong addiction to energy drinks.
The Suicide - Kids like gross stuff, so how about you mix every flavor of jelly bean you have into one horrible concoction.
Sex - If you can bottle the essence of the male and female naughty parts into a flavor, you can possibly solve any of the world's problems. Seriously.
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